“In case anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night...”

“Wife is working a late shift so I’m getting drunk to clean the house. Letting alcohol help my marriage!”

“This guy, drunk on fermenting apples, just ran into my window, threw up, and stole a rock. He’s in the tank to sober up.”

“I got blackout drunk and broke multiple things in my house. But at least I took this decent photo that I don’t remember.”

“I got drunk and tried to fix the fridge. It didn’t go well.”

“Got drunk and took a cool photo of my cat and me pretending to be astronauts with the help of my washing machine!”

“My sister made a couple of drunk purchases.”

“The sheriff had to tow my drunk body to shore.”

“Alcohol + technology: My friends got drunk, 3D scanned themselves and printed it out.”

“This is the best picture ever and I found it on my phone the day after a celebration.”

“My roommate made coasters of pics we took of him blacked out.”

“My roommate got drunk last night and I woke up to this in the kitchen this morning...Shall I move out?”

“My fiancé hugging a bucket. It’s our wedding day.”

“So I was drunk one night and added this to my wishlist and my mom blindly ordered it for Christmas.”

“I made my cat a fort.”

“Woke up hungover on the floor, and the first thing I saw was my dog. She wanted to be by my side all night.”

“What happened last night?”

When you were drunk and couldn’t find the key

“My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.”

This shirtless guy is drinking beer in the library.

“My friend is sure that he is a god on the dance floor.”

“My buddy on the left passed out at a bachelor party. I decided to lie next to him to create a cool picture.”

This guy got stuck in a seat for kids in a fast food restaurant.

“My friend was having such a great time yesterday that in the morning I found him passed out like this.”

“My friend ordered 336 cans of cream of celery soup while she was drunk.”